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Oghowen, My mother's beloved. (Episode 1)

        Epa domo, I greeted Papa Ikpomwosa, our neighbour. Esosa, welcome, my son.Una don get holiday? The old man asked. Yes, Epa,  we are on Easter break. Oh-0h! exclaimed the old man, welcome home, my son. How body? Fine, Epa, I said and started walkinghome briskly, mama would be expecting me. I got home and called, Mama!Mama! Mama came out and when she saw me, I saw the joy on her face, she ran to hug me, and started shedding tears, I cleaned mama's tears and told her to stop crying. Indeed, the death of oghowen is taking its toll on mama, mama was no longer the lively woman she used to be, she was looking old and frail.       Our  father had died in a ghastly road accident when I was barely three years old, I don't have any memories of my father, mama was pregnant with oghowen. Papa's family members threw mama and I out of our home and mama had to be the only one fending for us. I grew up seeing mama as a very hardworking ...
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Do you feel used because you had sex with him?

Now, let's make things clear for ourselves, if sex is what you mean by he used you, then, you've fooled yourself all along. This is where it is important to know why you are having sex. Are you having sex for your own gratification or not? If it's the former, you're wise, therefore stop saying he used you, you enjoyed the sex as much as he did! Stop the unnecessary emotional blackmail on him. If you're having sex with him just because of his desires and not yours, girl, stop having sex and wait till you are ready to start enjoying sex. Now, let's highlight the reasons why you should have sex. 1) because of your enjoyment 2) because you want a baby 3) because you are exchanging it for a favour. And please, that favour should never be 'marriage', marriage is not a favour anyone does for anyone. When you have sex with someone, both of you are the givers and receivers of this sexual pleasure. Be wise, no one is using you except you're u...
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Gender equality in clubs! Let the ladies pay their bills.

Why do parties come with the "ladies free" tag? Personally, I think one of the reasons why I don't do parties is because I used to be curious of why it should be free for me because I am a lady. Then, it led to some sort of fear that probably it was a bait, so, each time I got invited for a party and I asked how much the ticket was, immediately I heard it was free for ladies, there came this curiosity with fear and I ended up turning down most of the invitations. Well, now, I know better. I have asked around and I have realised the reason behind it. Well, party organizers, when do you want to stop wasting your money? You think these girls don't want to party too? Charge them! They want it too, they want to grind, they get excited when they hear there is a party, make them pay for it and stop throwing your goddamn money away for nothing. This makes me remember a time when I started going to viewing centres, I had thought the guy there wasn't taki...
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"A WOMAN LIKE A MAN", is actually insulting not praising women.

Who is a woman like a man? Who is a woman like a woman? Who is a man like a woman? Who is a man like a man? Welcome to the society where we think the best of women are like men, because mediocrity is likened to femininity. Welcome to a society where we think the worst of men are like women because mediocrity is likened to femininity. Our society views strong and vibrant women as people with male qualities because they think women are supposed to be weak and dull. So, when a woman succeeds, you hear things like, 'she is like a man'. When a woman is bold, strong and vibrant, you hear things like, 'she is like a man' and when a lady flops, you hear them say *'women sha'* That's when they remember to tag her slay queen. So, dear strong woman, 'you are a woman like a man' is actually an insult to your femininity, don't let them tell you that shit. Yes, you're strong, vibrant, fierce and you are not like a man, you are a woman, ...
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Would you abandon your responsibility to your father because he abandoned your family?

If a man intentionally abandons his responsibility as a father to his kids and husband to his wife, do you think it is fair or unfair for the wife and children to abandon his name and abandon their responsibilities to him also? Let's hear what you have to say.
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Do not use the organ between your thighs to cause problem for the world!

I know sex is a vital part of life but is it really worth the stress we put ourselves through? You lie that you love her. Why? Because you want to have sex with her. You promise to be in the future with her when deep down of you, you wouldn't do that. Why? Because you want to have sex with her. You lie that you care about her. Why? Because you want to have sex with her. You waste her time, have her invest her emotions, love and every other thing in you. Why? Because you want to have sex with her. You pretend to be who you're not to different people. Why? Because you want to have sex. Dear young people, stop making your life revolve around your libido. You can do something greater with your life. You don't want commitment but you want to have sex? Find someone who doesn't want commitment too and have sex together. Don't go deceiving people who want love, just to satisfy your libido. Having several sex partners at a time doesn't make you a he...
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Erotica! Read a girl's wild imagination of her being made love to!

I thought it was you who covered my eyes, I thought what I heard was the sound of your voice, I thought what I smelt was your cologne, I thought what I saw was your face. I thought it was you who looked into my eyes, I thought it was you who held me that close, I thought what I heard was your heartbeat, I thought what I saw was your face. I thought it was your breath that got me intoxicated, I thought it was you who kissed my lips, I thought it was your hand that journeyed on my body, I thought it was your body that got drowned in mine, I thought what i saw was your face. I thought it was you who said you loved me, I thought it was you who said you missed me, I thought it was you who said you wanted me, I thought it was you who had me, I thought what I saw was your face.
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If she asks a man out, is she bold or cheap?

In this society where some people still think the chasing should be done by the man and even if the lady is not stubborn about it, then, she is cheap. I think it takes boldness for a lady to ignore what the man could think and walk up to him, the same way it takes boldness for a man to walk up to a lady. (That shit is not always easy). And hey, Lady, No is not a taboo. If people do not like you, learn to accept it. Dear guys, you may not like to be her friend or date her, be plain about it. And to the ones that think they've got the opportunity to take advantage of her because they think she is cheap, they need rehabilitation. And ladies, if anything would ever stop you from doing what you want to do, that reason should not be your gender. If you are scared if he would think you are cheap, I just want to tell you that this is 2017 and you shouldn't even be loving someone whose brain is still in 1417. I heard impression without expression leads to depression. Do not kil...
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Falling in and falling apart. The life of two love birds who lost their love.

Falling for us was easy, It came without our notice, It was obvious we were falling. We fell in, yet, fell apart, We loved, yet, broke our hearts. We walked away hoping to find another. Here we are, our lips and hearts sealed, We wonder who will part our lips. And have the seals on our hearts, broken. We'd fallen in and fallen out, And now, we can't fall in again, Because frigid are our hearts, Just like the stony snow. Lo and behold, Someone with enough fire to break our seals, Enough fire to melt the stony snow. And we can confidently sing or whistle, With the ol' Don Williams, as he sings, 'Falling in love again I'd fallen out but there's no doubt, I'm falling in love again'.  
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At what point should you walk away from a relationship?

You have to know when walk away from abusive relationships, from unprofitable relationships, from unyielding relationships, from unpromising relationships, from unfortunate relationships!!! Listen to me, brother, if you ask a girl out and she keeps saying no, it means she doesn't like you, she doesn't want to be with you. No, it's not that she's testing your patience. She doesn't like you!!! Read the handwriting on the wall, when you call her and she doesn't pick it up nor return your calls nor apologise for doing so and it keeps repeating itself? I know you are in love but brother? You gotta respect yourself! Are you in a relationship that is at the verge of breaking? And you are always the only one begging to keep the rope from cutting? Know it is time to walk away. You should stop begging anyone who doesn't care about losing you. Yes, fight for your relationship, I know problems arise, and you gotta fight but if looking back, you realise you'v...
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The wife material

The other day, there was no water in my hostel, so, I went outside to fetch. Now, I have very fragile bones, I can't be messing with my arms, I decided it would be safer if I put the keg of water on my head(advantage of having a big head, shey?). Well, I found someone and together, we balanced the keg on my head. Some dude saw me and sent me a message afterwards saying: Keji, you're a wife material o. If it were to be other girls, they would be forming. Me (feigning ignorance): what did Keji do o? Him: I saw the way you put keg of water on your head nah Me: In your mind now, you would be thinking you're making sense o. Mtchew... ************************ Why does our society still justify a good wife qualities by the amount of suffering she passes through? Ideally, with the level of civilization the world is experiencing, someone in Africa is thinking a woman is a better wife material because she can put keg of water on her head. Is suffering synonymous to bein...
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